teamrocketing:

"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life

maisonmartinmargielous:

Always carry yourself like you just got best photo in Americas Next Top Model even when your life feels like you’re constantly in the bottom two

(Source: aminaabramovic)

tastefullyoffensive:

[charliebear26]

vulcanprodigy:

circumcisions:

vvorldwideweb:

unzip your pants and show me your personality

im a little cocky

keyword being little, i presume

alienbugbabe:

st0rmings:

lushmilk:

“oh yeah let’s go out today oh oops first i have to walk through this water with seastars ok” 

i’d just lie there in the water 

I’d love this actually
mickeyandcompany:

Anonymous asked: Mickey or Donald?

straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

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